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Joke of the Day
"The only thing I know about football is that Edgar Allen Poe is the coach of the Ravens."
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"A bandit walks into an old west bank... and yells, ""alright, I want all you mother stickers down on the ground - this is a fuck up!"""
"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""
"What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common? They both have flies on them."
"I overheard Oedipus swearing like a sailor... ...so I asked him, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex."
"How does the pedophile like his music? Just like his dick - in a minor."
"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere."
"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."
"[NSFW] How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick"