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Joke of the Day

"How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date? Premature emasculation."

"Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam? It said ""twist to open"""

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig fell in the mud."

"what's the difference between mean and morbid? mean: five children in one dustbin morbid: one child in five dustbins"

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now known as the Islands."

"I won't believe Johnny Depp is engaged until I've seen he's put a ring, 90 bracelets, 7 scarves, a fedora and an ugly pair of glasses on it."

"Johnny shows his new watch to his girl friend. Johnny: My watch says you are not a virgin Girl: But I'm still a virgin Johnny: My watch is 20 minutes fast"

"What do you call a cow that will go down in history? Legendairy [From my young daughter]"

"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"

"Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years."