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Joke of the Day
"Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex."
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"Great Gatsby (2013), Wolf of Wallstreet (2013), Django Unchained (2012): Leonardo DiCaprio is rich and screams at people"
"Did you hear about the angry pancake!? Well one day he ***flipped***!!!"
"[two australians playing chess in a restaurant] check, mate *everyone explodes*"
"Friend: Bro, those were sick fireworks! Sorry about your eye, but I think the ER may be busy. Me: No worries, my wife made reservations."
"Me: Tell me about your weekend. Bob: Why? You never ask. Me: I find your voice acts like a laxative. Bob: That's disgus- Me: It worked! Bye."
"Funny joke. TheFineBrothers."
"How did the Ethiopian escape prison? He squeezed through the bars."
"A warm toilet seat... A warm toilet seat is like fucking a prostitute. It feels amazing at first but you can't help but wonder who was there before you."
"what do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs a condescending con descending"