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Joke of the Day
"How does the pedophile like his music? Just like his dick - in a minor."
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"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."
"If your mouse doesn't work, what is it? Unemployed."
"[Staring deep into David Schwimmer's eyes] ""I'm afraid I only like you as a Friend"""
"I like my TVs like I like my women Curvy."
"An Asian boy come home from the doctor and he tells his dad... Son: Dad the doctor said I'm allergic to bees Dad: That good, now you can only get A"
"why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys"
"I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore. The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery."
"Why does lightning only strike the French? Because it follows the path of least resistance"
"What is it called when a black man murders his friends? Homiecide"