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Joke of the Day
"When do clocks die? When their time is up."
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"What did Beethoven do when he died? Decompose."
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"""Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards?"" Tony: ""Why not?"""
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"I have trouble even monotasking."
"There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"Apple is hiring McDonald's employees.... .....Do you want a Dongle with that?"
"A joke is like a frog... ... you understand it better after you dissect it, but then the frog is dead."