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Joke of the Day
"Apple is hiring McDonald's employees.... .....Do you want a Dongle with that?"
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"Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake."
"Blackhawks What is that player's name on the hawks that starts with Johnny. I think I know. Oduya?"
"Rules to learning English: their our know rules"
"What's a Jewish person's least favourite subreddit? r/showerthoughts"
"Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this: There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator."
"What foods are still good the second or third time you've eaten them? I'm looking for food for my human centipede..."
"Did you hear the news about half-life 3 Me neither"
"On medication is the BEST time to operate heavy machinery"
"Why does Snape teach options and not herbology? His lily died"