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Joke of the Day

"People are shitting on gorilla kid's mom for not watching. My mom had three kids under 5. I could've run a terrorist cell outta my treehouse"

"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"

"What do you call fast midget house cleaners? Minute maids."

"A feminist, a vegan, and a person who does CrossFit walk into a bar. I know this because they didn't shut up about it the entire night."

"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Crossfitting"

"Fairly Fairness A butch, a bitch and a snitch all come together at the ""Pretty Rainbow People Bar."" The Butch complains, ""ugh all those itches"" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D FUKKEN LOLZ Downvote for cash!"

"My brakes failed the other day And I got a crash course on Newton's first law"

"What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"What's the difference between a baby and a fridge? The fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it"

"What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber"