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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber"
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"Do you know what the strongest thing in the world is? Exlax, it's a laxative and knocked the shit out of super man"
"I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a dildo. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself. (Shamelessly stolen from Craig Ferguson)"
"A lot of people end a question with a period. Usually that question is ""Am I pregnant?"""
"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"
"What did one lesbian vampire say the other? See ya next month ;)"
"My neighbor is both a taxidermist and a veterinarian He has a sign that says either way you get your dog back"
"A man tried to steal a bag of Chips He was foiled the very moment he opened the bag"
"*Pulls out pin* *Throws fire extinguisher*"
"Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named ""Kevin""."