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Joke of the Day
"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Crossfitting"
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"Have you heard about the Polish strip club? There are Poles everywhere."
"The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."
"Who's the best detective in Mexico? Sherlock-Holmes"
"Patient: ""Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."" Doctor: ""Next time, take off the candles."""
"What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living? A Poptometrist!"
"Christmas breakup: play Lexus commercial theme, when they run outside have all their crap packed for them on your driveway, lock the door."
"I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later"
"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."
"How many Nice Guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just complement the bulb and get pissed that it won't screw"