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Joke of the Day

"'You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""

"In Germany, these are the three main fat groups: 1. Gesattigt Fett (Saturated Fat) 2. Trans Fett (Trans Fat) 3. Boba Fett"

"Roofing... That's a bit over the top isn't it?"

"It's better to plagiarize from Encarta than from Wikipedia, because people actually read Wikipedia."

"What is the best way to stop a politician? A really strong gust of wind."

"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""

"Que es eso? *takes a bite* Queso!"

"Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie? He'd rather spend his money on a forty"

"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."