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Joke of the Day

"The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"

"A Nazi Redditor walks into a B.A.R He died."

"What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick."

"And then I was all: ""I'm really getting sick of your shit, bitch."" And then she was all: ""To speak with a representative please press 7."""

"3rd eye: youre on drugs 4th eye: youre a nerd 5th-7th eyes: ??? 8th eye: you are now a spider 9th eye: spider on drugs 16th eye: nerd spider"

"What if the last episode of ""House"" reveals it's all been the dream of a kid with lupus?"

"There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*."

"A group of people walk into a bar... An Irishman, a rabbi, a Japanese man, a blind man and a boat captain walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""is this some kind of a joke?"""

"A guy with a locked account just asked me why I never retweet him. Stay in school kids."