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Joke of the Day
"Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast"
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"she like a man in uniform so the mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay"
"I'm drafting a plan to make more guy friends. So far all I have is ""Don't say ""super"" as often"" and ""Talk about beards."" I'm super jazzed."
"If you got into an accident with Hillary and Trump, who would you rescue? America"
"Trying to get lunch w 4 yo in restaurant: ""If you can't behave we're going to have to leave here."" ""But I want to leave here."" Touche."
"That uneasy moment when your one night stand thinks otherwise and is anticipating you to change your relationship status."
"Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night..."
"kind of weird we punch the shit out of doors to announce our arrival at someone's home"
"[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night"
"Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors? So they can park in handicap spots."