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Joke of the Day

"Mr. Webb, what is the greatest threat to national security? ""The dinosaurs in Jurassic World, they always seem to get out"""

"Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe..."

"Have you read that new book on antigravity? It's hard to put down!"

"Science flies you to the moon."

"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without XY"

"I have a Muslim friend with a Note 7... It only gets awkward when he shouts ""Allahu Akbar"" when plugging it in."

"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"

"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked more than once"

"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"

"I'm No Gynaecologist... ...but I know a cunt when I see one."