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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console peasant cross the street? To render the building on the other side!"
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"Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen? To protect himself from the harmful rays."
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""
"{Favorite Halloween Prank at Walmart} Old Lady: Your son is adorable 4 yr. old: *running down aisles* Me: Mam' My son died 10 years ago."
"Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station."
"RIP Dense Water Vapour. You will be mist ;("
"your laughing style Hehehe hahaaha ahahaha ohahahooo ehahahee"
"Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages"
"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite sex position? FUCKING RAAAWWW!!!"
"*gets called a psychopath *googles ""What's the average IQ of a psychopath?"" AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART."