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Joke of the Day
"I don't like progeria jokes. They get old fast."
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"What do you call a Black Abortion Clinic? Crime Stoppers. I'm going to hell"
"You might be a redneck if... 1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway. 2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors 3. Your family tree is a circle"
"I was going to photograph my food but then I ate it. I hope I don't get kicked off Instagram for that kind of behaviour."
"How do Mexican peanuts tell time? cacawatches"
"No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character... The husband that's out of town."
"I like my coffee like I like my women! I'm sure whatever you've got is fine. I'm pretty happy with anything."
"What is a female peacock? A peacunt"
"What's next to Moscow? Pa's cow. I'll show myself out..."
"Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services."