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Joke of the Day
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period"
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"that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse"
"Jose was embarassed of his weight. No weigh Jose"
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"Why was the ketchup in the refrigerator embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing! Thank you thank you.."
"What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution"
"Sometimes you have to forget what you want & remember what you deserve."
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"Why does no one like the swiss army? Because they are all a bunch of tools."