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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog woth no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming"
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"When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me."
"I know so much about cars All I need to see is their headlights and I can tell exactly which way they're going."
"right before i die, i want to stuff myself with 100 chicken nuggets and blaze tf up"
"Melissa McCarthy has been diagnosed with an aggressive flesh eating virus They've given her only 14 years to live, if untreated."
"Pretty sure the guy who named them ""walkie talkies"" got fired before he could name other military equipment."
"You don't know awkward and uneasy until you've seen the way I hold a cat."
"Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame."
"Wife: ""Was that lightning?!"" Me: ""No, they're taking pictures for Google earth..."""
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator"