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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog woth no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming"
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"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"
"[NSFW] Gay dad John: Bill, I just found out that my dad is gay. Bill: Oh? How'd you find out? John: His dick tasted like shit."
"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"
"Don't try to sell a membership to the president of the fan club."
"want to hear me say something funny? well alright then....""something funny"" there"
"Whether Trump or Hillary becomes president, I won't be living in the USA afterwards From someone currently living in Europe with no plans of leaving because of being a student."
"Kids these days have it real easy. There weren't as many paedophiles in my day. I had to buy my own candy."
"chevy badge on a holdern upvote if you think they're gay"
"I polled a bunch of horses asking them if they wanted equal rights as humans. Oddly enough, they all said nay."