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Joke of the Day

"Why can't any of the seven dwarfs share the same name? Because that could create a pair o' Docs."

"I just started Caitlyn Jenner's new diet plan. Its a lot like the Atkins diet except it is all transfats."

"What the difference between a police car and a porcupine? With a police car, the pricks are on the inside"

"AMD should make a self-driving car... ...because they specialize in creating things that don't come with drivers."

"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."

"What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that."

"Just found out that my cat, Jellybeans, is just an old bag of jellybeans. Still love him so much."

"Reddit, I need your help. Cascade me with unintended pregnancy jokes for a female friend!"

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were the wall."

"Australian joke I just heard An Australian kiss is like a French kiss only it's... down under."