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Joke of the Day
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity **It's impossible to put down**"
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"What type of rock is this Holmes? It's sedimentary my dear Watson!"
"What an age we live in... ... when a family of billionaires moves into government subsidized housing previously occupied by black people."
"My Fairy God-Mother once offered me the choice of a longer penis or a better memory I can't remember what I chose"
"What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs? We abuse"
"Next time you're at the bar, ask the bartender for a Ryan Lochte When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte? Just say ""I don't know, make something up"""
"Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher."
"Hey girls, you are not a ""mommy"" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon."
"What kind of car does George Bush the younger drive? A BMDubya!"
"What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts."