31792
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs? We abuse"
Next Joke
"""Chill out."" - Spanish receptionist saying Jill isn't in."
"What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings."
"The problem with psychotic cab drivers. They drive me crazy."
"Her: Your c**k is small Me: An RV is big until you park it in the Grand Canyon."
"Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol Tiffany."
"Caeser ran into his friends Brutus Brutus said ""hey Julius, I heard you raped a Senators wife. What happened?"". Caeser replied. "" Vidi Vici Veni!"""
"My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!"
"Look UPS guy, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to have pants on."
"What's the hardest thing about Rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay."