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Joke of the Day

"Next time you're at the bar, ask the bartender for a Ryan Lochte When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte? Just say ""I don't know, make something up"""

"Simple cure for childhood obesity: Ice Cream Trucks that don't Stop."

"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal."

"How does a racist joke start? With a small loan of a million dollars"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Don't make a mountain out of a molehill Do it with mashed potatoes, then play keyboard for the aliens ... I think my cough medicine expired"

"A math teacher invented something. A math teacher invented the worlds first underwater bulldozer. He called it his 'Sub-tractor.'"

"Everything electrical runs on smoke They don't work after you let the smoke out"

"Doctor Doctor I've a split personality Well you'd better both sit down then!"

"I'm a girl When i get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."