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Joke of the Day

"Why do dyslexics drink tea when having a heated argument? Because they're having a sipping contest."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? (None, they just beat the room for being black)"

"What Obama is doing right now Sitting in the oval office with iPhone headphones on watching Mr. Robot. His advisors knocking on his door. ""GO AWAY!"""

"What is the difference between peanut butter and a blonde? The blonde is easier to spread!"

"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack"

"New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints"

"Nothing's louder than a quiet bathroom."

"[nsfw] What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees."

"I'll have whatever Steve Buscemi isn't having."

"What kind of gay sex are u havung http://youtu.be/KWOk0xh_dV8"