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Joke of the Day

"(Warning - Shitty Pun) What do you call a mentally-deficient louse? A *Retardigrade* &nbsp; I'll see myself out now."

"How many internet users does it take to change a light-bulb? I dunno. Let's just sign a petition so that hopefully somebody will do it."

"If Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, Then Why Do Banks Have Branches?"

"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."

"Why does repost always get to the top?... Most people reddit before"

"I have Note 7...I have a charger....ugh... Bomb has been planted."

"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"

"What does someone have when he can tell you how many guys are in a crowd? Acumen."

"What's an archaeologist's favorite verb? Bone."