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Joke of the Day
"Does your girlfriend have 67 protons? I've heard she's a ho."
Next Joke
"Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink oink '!"
"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."
"Why do cow wear bells? Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P"
"Million Dollar Idea ~ A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"Doctor: Are you on any antidepressants? Me: You mean like nachos? Yes."
"Why was the atom laughing? Because part tickles."
"Why did the staff party go to jail? Because they were in treble."
"Butter Joke There's a brick of butter and a fly, the fly was stuck on the butter. The fly says to the butter ""Hey butter , why don't you fly."" The butter says ""Because I'm not a Butterfly!"""
"There used to be a bunch of German soldiers in France. But they Argonne now."