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Joke of the Day

"I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock."

"What's grey and comes in quarts? Elephants"

"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"

"This is how I tell if someone is paying attention. You were not :D"

"Taco Bell is human Drano"

"When the book of Revelations was written, the writer wrote that the end of the world would be signaled by trumpets. In fact, God had said Trump/Pence."

"It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs.. Wooden tit?"

"I have a fear of speed Bumps I'm slowly getting over it."

"A man with a wooden leg marries a woman with a wooden eye on their honeymoon she asks him if he wants to fool around. He replies, would I! she spits out peg leg"

"My wife's cooking is so bad We say our prayers after the food"