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Joke of the Day

"Wife: There's a spider in the kids' bedroom Me: I'll take care of it *raises spider like one of my own* *has a little cry when it graduates*"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was."

"What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls? Sparky"

"If only women knew that being happy with themselves is the most attractive quality they can ever offer."

"If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes."

"I got fired from the banana plantation for ""wasting resources"" All i did was throw out the Bent ones"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything..."

"I like my woman like my espresso; Bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of Italian I guess."

"The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune"

"Where is the best place to have anal sex? A cemetary, freaks a woman out a little bit, makes it that much tighter..."