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Joke of the Day

"I need to lay off the caffeine. My neighbor keeps complaining that I'm tackling her much more than usual"

"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"

"There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment."

"Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. ""Thanks for the refill!"""

"A pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar... He orders a drink."

"Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza."

"Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown"

"Why is it called an Xbox One? Because you do a one and walk away."

"In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote. A landslide victory against his sole competitor: ""*Or else*""."

"I once went down on a girl without knowing she was on her period Boy was my face red."