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Joke of the Day
"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""
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"If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know?"
"How did the Mexicans get across the border? They went through Juan by Juan. ^Forgive ^me."
"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"[OC] What is said in both the bathroom and the police interrogation room? ""Come clean, asshole!"""
"My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I'm kind of scared, I don't speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog"
"I think my dog is gay because he wags his tail every time I suck his dick."
"The Greatest Trick the Devil ever played... The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing Columbia House that he intended to purchase more CDs from them once he got his 8 CDs for a penny..."
"How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account."
"I don't get Trump's hate on Mexicans... ... They'll chant ""You, ese!"" just as well as any other person in this country!"