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Joke of the Day
"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""
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"How do I explain to my dog tonight that thunder isn't the all powerful god of canine destruction searching for him with every boom"
"What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto! You call him Roberto...."
"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie."
"How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak"
"I had to fire my driver today So now I have all this money, and nothing to chauffeur it."
"The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is."
"What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose."
"What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical? plague-arism"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"