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Joke of the Day

"Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like Joggers there."

"Decent One Liner! A seal walks into a club."

"Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out."

"why couldn't mrs. claus get pregnant? santa only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney..."

"Two deer walk out of a bar... One deer says to the other, ""man I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"

"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."

"None, building it is a job for engineers. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"

"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."

"My dream girl is basically a pizza in a mini skirt."

"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"