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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a democrat and republican coming together as one in the bible? A Bernie Bush"
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"What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber"
"Confucious say... Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand."
"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."
"Why is Obama pro gay marriage? Because he is a cock sucker"
"The town I'm in has chickens roaming around freely. I hear that our dog went chasing one a while ago, but nobody can tell me the date. I don't know when she ran a fowl."
"Kill me once, shame on me. Kill me twice, shaman you."
"Did you read the article about the automated journalist? The story writes itself."
"It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says ""I'm in this now."""
"How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris."