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Joke of the Day

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"

"I hate Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."

"A Jewish man was talking to a Hindu man Jew: Yeah, so in my religion we only believe in one God. Hindu: No way! Jew: Yahweh"

"Why are girls always cold? Because of their cold black hearts."

"How do you top a train? Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D"

"So Decartes goes to a restaurant for dinner... After enjoying his meal, the waiter asks Descartes if he would like any dessert. Politely, he responds, ""I think not,"" then immediately disappears."

"A college in Boston is offering a major in comedy... One student commented, ""I think I have a future in this. Every time I tell someone what I'm studying, they laugh."""

"If I were an astronaut, I'd want to be one for the Bahamas because I really don't want to take the risk of actually going into space."

"How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs"

"Father's day is coming up in the UK... ...I better go find one"