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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red.. Violets are blue... If Rebecca Black wins a Grammy, Kanye, you know what to do!"
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"Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day"
"A young boy walked up to his father and asked, ""Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?"" The father thought for a moment. ""Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."""
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... I can't put it down."
"Me: What kind of stupid phone you got there? Him: Windows phone Me: Oh [takes it and lobs it out the window] Yes it is"
"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"Avin a shat on the big loo wif all me mates"
"""I'm a huge fan."" - Peacocks"
"I wonder if skunks ever think, ""why do I smell like a pound of weed?"""
"What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons? One porks women the other un-porks them."