137338

Joke of the Day

"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your father's cock tastes like blood."

"If Eminem converted to Islam.. ..he'd be MuSlim Shady."

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and there's 18 different holes."

"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."

"What do you call someone who has to pay for sex? Buy-sexual (I know it is cheesy, but I thought of it all on my own.)"

"I wonder why so many of us don't read our own emails and texts closely... ...until AFTER we have hat the 'send' button."

"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."

"Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."

"If Kim Kardashian is allowed to sue Old Navy b/c a model looks like her, then Khloe Kardashian should expect a lawsuit from Chewbacca."

"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! I know but unfortunately we are out of turtle."