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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me recently to do something to commemorate our pet dog who got run over and killed last month. So I took a shit on the carpet."

"A. 34 Q. How many seconds can I watch a BRILLIANT, ADDICTIVE, SMART television show before checking the internet?"

"Two drummers walk into a bar... Ba dum tssh."

"The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, ""black people"" is NOT a good answer."

"How do you scare a man Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice"

"Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes."

"How do you make a Swiss Roll? Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade."

"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA"

"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."

"What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"