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Joke of the Day

"What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"

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"What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket? Independent"
"What did the double dick guy say when the tailor asked him if he dresses right or left? Yes."
"What does an angry chicken say? Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuckawwwf."
"What is the difference between a soap and a jew? There isn't."
"Rape game Husband: Darling, let's play rape game Wife: No! Husband: Perfect start"
"[Computer has become self-aware] Scientist 1: Shit, just like in Terminator Computer: I HAVE WRITTEN SOME POETRY Scientist 2: No, worse"
"Ronda Rouseys next fight has been announced! Ronda Rousey V. Crippling Depression"
"""Give me your Vitamin Water and your organic gluten-free cookies unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2012 school bully"
"Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah."
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