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Joke of the Day

"The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, ""black people"" is NOT a good answer."

"A girl comes out of Sherlock's office as Watson comes in...he thinks they had sex. ""That girl was in college wasn't she?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson"""

"Apple scraps a new product... I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented IPod after realizing that ""ITouch Kids"" is not a good product name."

"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."

"Started to feel bad about my life but just saw a bumper sticker that said ""I Love My Grand-dog"" and I think l'm going to be ok."

"Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die."

"STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward."

"I hate those unrealistic movies where women are friends."

"Who needs viagra when there are pictures of old women with dyed orange hair and their eyebrows penciled in on the internet"

"[Job Interview] HR : What do you consider your biggest weakness? Me : (pulls out machete) *whispers under my breath ""I can't forgive people"""