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Joke of the Day

"The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, ""black people"" is NOT a good answer."

"What did the adrenaline addict say to the serial killer? ""Why are we even friends?"""

"I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1. My girlfriend thinks I'm going fucking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for severalhours at a time."

"The key to success is sincerity... Once you can fake that, you're golden."

"Hey, if it doesn't work out, we can still be friends. Said no guy ever."

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."

"Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it."

"It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities."

"The thing I like best about smartphones is how they're a prison you keep in your pocket"

"Superman's first love got into writing really sappy love poetry. This is why he left her and kicked her out of his house. He said to her, ""Lana Lang Leav! """