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Joke of the Day
"I took a bus home last night That may not be a big deal to you, but I have never reposted before."
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"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."
"Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third."
"My girlfriend left me today because I have developed a pasta touching fetish. I've been feeling Canneloni ever since. :'("
"Some days when I think back on music from the late 90's I often get a little blue da ba dee da ba die.."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side."
"Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember."
"What's the difference between a lobster with boobs and a filthy bus stop? One's a busty crustacean while the other's a crusty bus station."
"Oops. Everyone brought their ""see you next year""s to work today and I only brought my throat slashing gesture."
"Johnny Depp could lose 250 hands of strip poker in a row and wouldn't even have all his thumb rings off yet."