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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is a midget and I'm nuts over her"
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"Thank you for telling me the definition of ""many"". It means alot."
"Ladies, as you enter this day, remember that one chubby arm photo is going to cancel out the thirty you carefully took of your collar bone."
"What has four legs and says ""hoe de doe, hoe de doe""? Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."
"How has Donald Trump managed to bankrupt so many casinos? He hits on anything twelve or higher."
"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"
"Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons."
"You can tell which side of your pillow is the cool side because it's the one smoking a cigarette."
"My thesaurus is awful. Not only that, it's also awful."
"Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails? He thought it would be a pedicure. ^^^sorry."