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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it!"

"What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren."

"Did you hear the one about the woman with a breast implant made of wood? It would be funny if it had a punchline Wooden tit"

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"

"Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom? ""They'll never see you coming."""

"Q: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? A: About fifty pounds."

"""Are you coming over?"" ""Yes, I'm coming over."" ""We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."""

"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""

"I hate it when... people refer to themselves as animal containers. and yes I'm a hippo crate."

"Remember the guy who got last place in the distance ejaculation contest last year? You should see him now, he's really came a long way since then."