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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in the winter time? follow the Fresh Prints!"

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"*CAN'T OPEN THE PICKLE JAR* SHERLOCK: (suspiciously) Moriarty..."
"Happy and Sad An old man says to his wife, ""Honey, there is no possible way to feel both happiness and sadness at the same time."" The wife says, ""Out of all your brothers, you have the biggest dick."""
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"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan."
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