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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the winter time? follow the Fresh Prints!"
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"What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""whoa there, little guy! Didn't you see the sign? No mushrooms allowed!"" The mushroom says ""why not?! I'm a fun guy!"""
"Chuck Norris's version of a ""chocolate milkshake"" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel."
"what's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"My computer can sing it's A Dell"
"If a small quiz is a quizicle then a small test is a testicle My science teacher told us this."
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. ""No hablo ingles."""
"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"
"*Britney Spears releases a new fragrance* *the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*"