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Joke of the Day

"The yard. Son: Dad! Dad: What is it son? Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys? Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!"

"What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half."

"Q: What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas?? A: Nothing - he'll just return it!"

"Can someone explain why the caveman SpongeBob memes are funny? Serious question not a joke"

"chuck norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game"

"Two muffins are in an oven One says to the other ""Man, it sure is hot in here"" The other replies ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"How do you find will smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince."

"My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he torques out of his arse..."

"How do you make a sports science major cry? Remind them that high school is over."

"[me as a passenger on the titanic] oh ewww are there olives in this salad? YOU be quiet lillian, i swear this trip cannot possibly get worse"