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Joke of the Day
"Earth has billions of inhabitants, while Uranus has only one.... My dick."
Next Joke
"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."
"The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district"
"You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker? Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*"
"When coining nicknames, be sure it reflects how that person has impacted your life. For example, my two sons Buzzkill and Third Mortgage."
"Harrison Ford crashed because he saw three people urinating into one of the holes. See 3 pee O (C3PO)"
"What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery? Amazon'"
"Everybody always says they want a fairytale wedding, but when I show up and curse their newborn, suddenly I'm a jerk."
"What do you call Chinese jewelry? Bling blong"
"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."