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Joke of the Day

"When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!"

"What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar? ""AU"""

"My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"Why go through the trouble of becoming an astronaut when you could just put a plastic bag over your head and roll down a hill in a freezer?"

"[30 Days of Christmas Jokes] Why was Santa's little helper sad? Because he had low ELFesteem"

"Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!"

"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"

"Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics? Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US."

"If you miss a day in cosmetology school... Do you have to do a make-up test?"

"My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions"