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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."
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"I fucking hate double standards... If a girl sleeps with a load of different men, she's a slut. But when a guy does it he's a homosexual?"
"The bonus of simple origami is twofold."
"I am sure that in alcohol are female hormones. When I drink I talk too much and don't know how to drive."
"I hear voices in my head But I ignore them and carry on killing. (Sean Lock)"
"Hey, have you heard of that new movie, ""Constipation""? Yeah...it hasn't come out yet."
"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."
"What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?"
"Today is Stevie Nicks' birthday. She is 67 years old. I wonder what that is in goat years?"
"Why? How I answer every text when my friends with little kids ask me what I'm doing tonight Related - I never babysit"