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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."
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"How did the Latino girl get pregnant Her teacher told her to do an essay"
"Why is it difficult to punish vampires? They can't reflect on what they've done."
"After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES"
"ME: I fell in the shower. HIM: Send pics"
"Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products."
"According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly."
"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"
"Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don't get invited to much."
"I can't believe my roommate thinks I have boundary issues... at least that's what her diary said."