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Joke of the Day

"My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions"

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"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."
"Why isn't anyone afraid of China? ....Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)"
"I'm reading a book on evolution... The beginning wasn't great, but it's getting better over time."
"How did German men pick up Jewish women in the 1940s? With a dustpan and broom."
"It's like squirrels don't even know how good they'd be at parkour."
"What do you call a girl without boobs? **Justin Bieber**"
"Where do safari animals buy their groceries? From the supermeerkat"
"Ladies, don't waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese. Apparently they have a ""family"" & a ""wife"" & I'm ""ruining their dinner."""
"-buys lottery ticket -fantasizes about winning the lottery -smiles -loses lottery -resumes general hatred for life"