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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics? Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US."

"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."

"I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did. Hanging out with his people"

"I don't really know how to tell jokes"

"""Paypal me your lunch money!"" -Cyber Bullies"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !"

"In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it."

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ,""Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."

"Did you hear about the race between Cambodia and Burma? It was a Thai."