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Joke of the Day

"Lesbian Neighbors My two lesbian neighbors asked what I wanted for my birthday. I said I wanna watch. FML. They gave me a Rolex"

"James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied ""Dye another day."""

"You think you had a bad day? Clams are getting chowdered. CHOWDERED."

"10,000 years from now people will probably be incredibly confused why they keep digging up dog shits perfectly preserved in plastic bags."

"hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat"

"Jokes What is a good bee joke"

"""hey man pick 1 or 2"" ""im not picking one"" ""k, 2 it is!"""

"Hey baby, have you got a time machine? Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one"

"If an atheist vegan does crossfit... Which one do they talk about first?"

"What do you call a Mexican little person? A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)..."