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Joke of the Day
"If I could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, I'd have pizza."
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"Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms? Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance."
"""Omelet you finish,"" -Kanyegg West"
"I'm just saying, a cartoon character facebook pic isnt going to stop a child abuser! If you see one, call the cops, bam, done."
"Cops: ""Please step out of the car"" Me: ""I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."""
"My girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?"
"What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? The chicken butt"
"Hey Dad, The airport called, if you don't turn down your TV, they're filing a complaint."
"What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common? Hare loss."
"Oh, your pet loves you more than anyone else? No shit, if you controlled when I ate I'd be obsessed with you too."