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Joke of the Day
"What's the longest Island in New York? Long Island."
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"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"
"Hey everyone who says aliens don't exist. Explain morning people."
"I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back."
"If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism."
"The symptoms of Ebola... ... are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea & stomach pains. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages .."
"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"
"The lesbian vampire Did you hear about the bar-hopping, lesbian vampire? Once a month, she goes to gay bars and drinks everyone under the table."
"50% of all trending topic tweets are people asking what the trending topic means."
"Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car."