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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"
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"A first kiss so tentative and awkward, you regret all the time you spent practicing on your beagle. Did I just say that out loud?"
"What do you call it when a British Redditor posts a Showerthought about wiping til the tissue turns red? A bloody shitpost."
"Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict."
"Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business. They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product."
"Oh so everyone praises the movie 'Her' but when I loved my Sims everyone was like ""we're worried"" & ""you've been playing 72 hours straight"""
"Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head? Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow."
"They told me to dress for the job I want, not for the job I have. They fired me the next day because I dressed for a blowjob. I'll show myself out..."
"A Russian boy asks his father... A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"" to which his father replies ""20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"""
"What is Trumps favorite movie? Minority Report."